50 Responses to “jamaican tour guide”

1. hylton7 on May 27th, 2010 9:07 pm
   

   @deadmantyping2
   kingston does not represent all of the country
2. NotoriousEastCoast on May 27th, 2010 9:28 pm
   

   Wow! hahahaha, i mean Haa-Haa-Haa. Amen !
3. mmoplayer1423 on May 27th, 2010 9:40 pm
   

   @STFUPLOX i think he asked, “how many torch per day u light” not sure
4. brandeac on May 27th, 2010 9:44 pm
   

   @STFUPLOX how many tours per day?
5. WatReallyGuud on May 27th, 2010 10:26 pm
   

   lol this guys my hero
6. mootj3 on May 27th, 2010 11:24 pm
   

   HA HA HA.
   period
7. MrDeDon2 on May 27th, 2010 11:40 pm
   

   what is the first song his singing called????
8. 1BarWarrior on May 27th, 2010 11:47 pm
   

   I love this guy! Haha XD
9. safarihero12 on May 28th, 2010 12:39 am
   

   greatest laugh ever….
10. rolfonzo on May 28th, 2010 1:37 am
    

    Most genius man on the world!
11. Rogstad on May 28th, 2010 2:10 am
    

    HAA-HAAA-HAAA- HA
12. STFUPLOX on May 28th, 2010 2:26 am
    

    What the hell does the tourist exactly ask? I understand it comes down to ‘how many joints a day do you smoke?’ but thats not his wording. Can’t make anything out of that really o_o
13. jongkongmas on May 28th, 2010 3:09 am
    

    i like him instantly!!!
14. BSTBIKER on May 28th, 2010 3:23 am
    

    ‘oops no e stop’.. never laughed so much in my life.. i need this video
15. AndyPVale on May 28th, 2010 3:27 am
    

    What a guy!
16. apsishick on May 28th, 2010 4:17 am
    

    @TheGreycrow1 what do you do for living? I’m already jealous ;D
17. Oscines13 on May 28th, 2010 5:08 am
    

    HaaaahaaaaaHaaaaaaHaaaaa:)Oh my good!FUnny:)
18. KatieStyles on May 28th, 2010 5:39 am
    

    HaaaaaaHaaaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaaaaaa Awh What a Legend!
19. lilsaint6t9 on May 28th, 2010 5:50 am
    

    he looks like the happiest man in the world…i dont blame him at all
20. RefluxRepresentative on May 28th, 2010 5:59 am
    

    @ArmWave12 he is
21. turdsticker on May 28th, 2010 6:33 am
    

    @acidtrip923 if we had people running for priminister in the uk like this i would actually vote
22. BIGEZEwet on May 28th, 2010 6:53 am
    

    That is a really annoying laugh
23. the7thwreck on May 28th, 2010 7:45 am
    

    HILAROUS!!!! I love his laugh!
24. deadmantyping2 on May 28th, 2010 8:32 am
    

    Real pity Jamaica is run and overrun by drug addicted ex-slaves. Could have been a much nicer island.
25. deadmantyping2 on May 28th, 2010 8:52 am
    

    Dirty drug addicted ex slave jaimacans, Today they are rioting in the streets because one of their national heroes (a drug lord) is being sent to the US to face charges. Jaica is a shit hole. The resorts are nice but the rest of the island and its people are garbage,
26. TheLorac5 on May 28th, 2010 9:03 am
    

    @smrand2 I should have known that u have 2 or more tongues and ur determined Ms Mary to have the last word.

    Go f..k yourself and keep the conversation going with yourself. I’ve entertained u long enough! Wouldn’t want to get dragged into that s/hole that u are in .

    Keep on avoiding JA…please!!! U give me the creeps..Eyeow!!!
27. WhyMustYouHate on May 28th, 2010 9:09 am
    

    TONS OF THINGS CAME FROM JAMAICA!!! IF you do not like stay away from our lawn.
28. WhyMustYouHate on May 28th, 2010 9:36 am
    

    Jamaica is where Reggae, Rastafarian religion, MCing, Sound Systems, The first REAL club with live DJ PLUS MANY MANY OTHER THINGS!!! Stay off people LAWN if you do not love us!!! BABYLON BOOPS!!!!!
29. smrand2 on May 28th, 2010 10:22 am
    

    @TheLorac5 haha, jamaica is a nice place..to stop and take a shit on your way to anywhere else in the carribean
30. TheLorac5 on May 28th, 2010 10:44 am
    

    @smrand2 Hooray! one less shithead on our island!!

    Go get a life… JA wont miss ya!!
31. smrand2 on May 28th, 2010 10:59 am
    

    @TheLorac5 not in that fucking slum ill tell u that i wouldnt even visit jamaica, all set.

    Boom bye bye, in a batty bwoy head,
    Rude boy nah promote no nasty man, dem hafi dead
32. TheLorac5 on May 28th, 2010 11:14 am
    

    @smrand2 And u live where?

    By ur language i didn’t have to go too far to prove whose the Ignoramus is.

    Sounds like u would be the one causing the trouble.

    Anyway tek weh u self ..ain’t got no more time for u…loser!!
33. smrand2 on May 28th, 2010 11:56 am
    

    @TheLorac5 Crime Statistics > Murders (per capita) (most recent) by country
    VIEW DATA: Totals Per capita
    Definition Source Printable version

    Bar Graph Map

    Showing latest available data. Rank Countries Amount
    # 1 Colombia: 0.617847 per 1,000 people
    # 2 South Africa: 0.496008 per 1,000 people
    # 3 Jamaica: 0.324196 per 1,000 people

    here you go lowlife cocksucker
34. TheLorac5 on May 28th, 2010 12:43 pm
    

    @smrand2 I repeat –you are ignorant…learn about our country before u make these uneducated assumptions
35. alchino23 on May 28th, 2010 1:21 pm
    

    is his name john mehrit then lol
36. KlionheartT on May 28th, 2010 2:13 pm
    

    Wicked Estate man!
37. smrand2 on May 28th, 2010 2:43 pm
    

    @TheLorac5 yes im sure there are thousands of them and the owners probably have problems all the time with keeping the garbage off their front lawn.
38. mrhots on May 28th, 2010 3:32 pm
    

    House looks just like him…..SHIT!!!!
39. TheLorac5 on May 28th, 2010 4:25 pm
    

    i see ur really ignorant about Jamaica. There are thousands of “beautiful caribbean estates” on the island….no trouble
40. morelyfe7 on May 28th, 2010 5:03 pm
    

    Remember lime is good for your throat….lol sowa… maddd
41. madzion50 on May 28th, 2010 6:02 pm
    

    I luv elephant but 4 rabbits in a small birdcage is sooo wrong.SMH
42. CertifiedJamaican on May 28th, 2010 6:32 pm
    

    yo his eyes his low as hell
43. glockqueen on May 28th, 2010 7:02 pm
    

    i love Ele, believe me i do…but if he was just natural and calm, i think i would have been more prod. comments like..we go to the kitchen, thats where u cook the food’ was crappy!!!! and he said many such things throughout…they shoulda just skipped his narration and kept his music on blast.
44. Sirius13ThaTruth on May 28th, 2010 7:40 pm
    

    LOL….6 rabbits!!!
45. smrand2 on May 28th, 2010 7:49 pm
    

    love this beautiful carribbean estate. just dont know how the hell he can have a place like that where there is so much crime and not have trouble
46. Abeastlypie on May 28th, 2010 7:58 pm
    

    lol his eyes @ the end
47. EMOCakexX on May 28th, 2010 8:26 pm
    

    Hey guys, Guess what?
    APPROVED!
48. blaqblood1111 on May 28th, 2010 9:21 pm
    

    @mikeygeneral Point taken Mikey.Peace.
49. EnZyMeSz on May 28th, 2010 9:21 pm
    

    @bluenotejazz LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
50. EnZyMeSz on May 28th, 2010 10:18 pm
    

    @KozImKool lmfao i kno rite.. dwl mi laugh pan deh on deh too..

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